how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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