stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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