You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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