Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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