he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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