North Korea, Best Korea!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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