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(404): View more from Georgia

He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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(208): View more from Idaho

all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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(614): View more from Ohio

see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy

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(917): View more from New York City

had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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(209): View more from California

For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.

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(727): View more from Florida

His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.

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