i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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