My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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