fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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