If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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