member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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