People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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