did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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