Hippo gnu deer
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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