please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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