i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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