thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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