You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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