what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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