it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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