I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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