when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's blow job season.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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