i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
