I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Alive.
So much puke
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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