im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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