After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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