i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
now i know why i became what i already was.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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