that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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