11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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