During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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