my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
