these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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