I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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