just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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