As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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