In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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