I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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