I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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