No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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