Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
