Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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