Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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