I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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