Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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