how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I need a burrito and a hug.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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