He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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