just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
