So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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