Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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