I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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